Tuesday, August 24, 2010

san diego = a whale's vagina

me and my colleague eric were on a business trip in san diego this past july. we went to a restaurant called gas lamp strip club where you order a piece of meat and they give it to you totally raw, then you take it to one of the grills, season it, and cook it yourself. this was me cooking my steak.

edan is weird dude

Knitting Factory Brooklyn Presents:


Paten Locke, Plus a special screening of Edan's 'Echo Party'

Knitting Factory Brooklyn
Tue, August 24, 2010
Doors: 8:00 PM / Show: 9:00 PM
$10.00 - $12.00


Friday, August 20, 2010

Karin Dreijer Andersson

Karin Elisabeth Dreijer Andersson (born 7 April 1975 in Nacka, Sweden)[1] is the lead vocalist of the electronic duo The Knife, formed with her brother Olof Dreijer. Andersson was previously the vocalist and guitarist of the alternative rock band Honey Is Cool. Andersson released her debut solo album under the name Fever Ray in 2009. Her vocal style is notable for both shrill and deep, distorted tones combined with her distinctive accent and the use of pitch-shifting, while her image as a performer tends to include the wearing of masks and other theatrical elements.[2]


fever ray


Tuesday, August 17, 2010


im fucking drowning in debt right now. im sitting on my front porch stealing wireless from some unsecured wireless network just to make this post because i dont even have money to pay the past due amount to have the internet service, let alone our "gold" cable package turned back on, its been off since sometime between last wednesday when i left for cape cod and saturday night when i returned. i just went through a fucking huge pile of mail, all bills except for a couple of pieces of shit, and i feel like a poor person.
i shouldnt though, i will say, i make decent money, above average for a recent college graduate and i do have a promising future, provided i can get the fuck out from under this pile of shit i somehow got myself into.
i havent been the most responsible kid with my money and credit. i have two fucking motorcycles in the garage, one is half taken apart, the other is brand new, im still making payments. it would have been fine to have bought the new one and have just one, but im stupid and bought the new one without having properly prepped the old one to be sold. right now it is half taken apart and needs about $300.00 worth of parts plus a little wit and elbow grease before i can even think about posting it for sale online. what a fucking huge mistake.
im also in some credit card debt. which is probably normal but one of my cards has a fucking 28.99% apr and every month i am getting fucked with interest. i am carrying the highest balance out of three cards on that one too so that sucks. i cant apply for another 0% apr card until all three of my accounts are in good standing which wont be for another month at least.
i find myself paralyzed when i start thinking about this. my mind goes so fast and i start thinking about stuff like, how am i going to maintain relationships, be happy, do stuff, etc. if i cant get myself out of this situation? what has my life become? i used to be good, i would pay half of my balance on a credit card in one fucking shot, what happened?
i gotta go, to be continued.....

juliette lewis


Genpets - Patented Biotech

this is real, this is the future, and i fucking want one!

"Say Hello to the all New Genpets™ from Bio.Genica!

The Genpets™ are Pre-Packaged, Bioengineered pets implemented today!

That’s right, Genpets are not toys or robots. They are living, breathing genetic animals.

We use a process called "Zygote Micro Injection" which is quickly becoming a favourable method to combine DNA, or to insert certain proteins from different species. Most notably it was used in 1997 to splice mice with bioluminescent jellyfish (link) and has since been used to create glowing rabbits, pigs, fish, and monkeys (link). Since then, human DNA has been injected into rabbits, chimpanzees, spider DNA into sheep, and now, Genpets have arrived!"



im pretty sure this dude is a genius.....

"Snaith previously recorded under the stage name Manitoba, but changed his name in 2004 under threat of an American lawsuit by Richard "Handsome Dick" Manitoba[1], the stage name of The Dictators frontman Richard Blum. As Snaith himself commented, "It's like The Smiths suing John Smith or something".[2][3]"


Long Trail - Green Mountains - Vermont, USA

this hike was from july 1-4, 2010. we planned to leave at 5:30am......we hit the road at approximately 11:00am......me, mark, and dan.......great hitches, great weather, great times!

Monday, August 16, 2010

a dog's love is unparalleled

my friend conor took this picture with his dslr camera during a little gettogether at his house one night this past winter. we drank grey goose pear and club soda with lime. i passed out in one of the most uncomfortable chairs ever made, chyna slept by my feet, loyal.