WATCH: hoverboards exist too now

HOVERBOARD - NILS GUADAGNIN from nils guadagnin on Vimeo.

LOOK: TIME TRAVEL - OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

check out my man in the knitted cardigan, weird sunglasses, and graphic tee.  this photo belongs to a museum in canada and was taken in the 1940s.  i think this might be proof of time travel.

http://gizmodo.com/5519660/time-traveler-captured-in-museum-photograph

debunk that shit...

NEWS: chhewang nima presumed dead after being consumed by avalanche

this dude did it 19 times, what have you done that can even compare to doing it once?

read the sad story here.

WATCH: bathtub iv - "clementine" by washington

WATCH: bear untitled - d.o. edit

NEWS: british nuclear submarine blunder

submarines are so freaking awesome man!!!!!!!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2010/oct/22/nuclear-submarine-hms-astute-freed

LAUGH: gives new meaning to the phrase "tmi"

LOOK: funny

WATCH: hide yo kids, hide yo wife....go tell that, homeboy!

WATCH: tim gunn - it gets better (official)

i just want to say, i love that goddam tim gunn, i watch project runway, and i think he is just a class act all the way.  true blue is true blue, and i recognize it when i see it...

WATCH: it gets worse (for bullies and bigots that is...)

think youre hot shit because youre in high school or college and are athletically gifted, or some lame ass self-proclaimed "player" or ladies man?  well guess what?  the adult world doesnt really give a shit about your immature, close-minded views of how you think society should be.  and if you cant/refuse to adapt, mature, and refine your little bullshit ego/identity youll be the one getting bullied by those that are smarter than you regardless of race, gender, ethnicity, or sexual preference, so take heed.  dont believe me, just watch this random former bully explain below...


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WATCH: "steve, how many times i gotta tell you, you cant be riding you lawnmower down the road like that?"

steve, dont do that man!

LISTEN: good morning hearthache

personally - i love the version off ODB album Nigga Please featuring Lil' Mo but i cant seem to find it on youtube.  i think you can listen to it on yahoomusic though, so google it if you are interested, great song, you wont be sorry for long!

READ: LISTEN: prometheus and the story of the how the worlds oldest living organism, a bristlecone pine (Pinus longaeva), on wheeler peak in eastern nevada, usa was inadvertantly cut down

In the 1950s dendrochronologists were making active efforts at finding the oldest living tree species, in order to use the analysis of the rings for various research purposes, such as the evaluation of former climates, the dating of archaeological ruins, and addressing the basic scientific question of maximum potential lifespan. Bristlecone pines in the White Mountains of California and elsewhere were discovered by Edward Schulman to be older than any species yet discovered. This spurred interest in finding very old bristlecones, possibly older than the Methuselah tree, aged by Schulman in 1957 at over 4700 years.

Donald R. Currey was a graduate student at the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill studying the climate dynamics of the Little Ice Age using dendrochronology techniques. In 1963 he became aware of the bristlecone populations in the Snake Range in general, and on Wheeler Peak in particular. Based on the size, growth rate and growth forms of some of the trees he became convinced that some very old specimens existed on the mountain, cored some of them, and found trees exceeding 3000 years old. Currey was not, however, able to obtain a continuous series of overlapping cores from WPN-114 (Prometheus). Here, stories diverge. It is not clear whether Currey requested, or Forest Service personnel suggested, that he cut down and section the tree in lieu of being able to core it. There is also some uncertainty as to why a core sample could not be obtained. One version has it that he broke or lodged his only long increment borer and could not obtain another before the end of the field season^[3], another claims he broke two of them, while another implies that a core sample was too difficult to obtain and also would not provide as much definitive information as a full cross section of the tree would.^[4]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/97/Prometheus_tree2.jpg

also listen to radiolab's "oops" podcast covering this unfortunate event...

http://www.radiolab.org/2010/jun/28/be-careful-what-you-plan-for

WATCH: double arm amputee doing it with his feet

remember - when life give you lemons "just say fuck the lemons and bail," no just kidding, make lemonade of course.  which is exactly what this bright shining beacon of the human spirit is doing by playing the shit out of the cards he was dealt in life.  watch below.....

LISTEN: beck album - a western harvest by moonlight

selected songs from one of my favorite beck albums

READ: nobel prize - chemistry - 2010

http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2010/oct/06/nobel-prize-chemistry

READ: cooleh magazine's feature on rapper max b

http://coolehmag.com/frontEnd/feature.php?i=47&s=91

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCjtcIwNfXs

MILESTONE: this piece of shit blog reaches 1,000 views!

its a celebration!!!!!!!!!  live your life!!!!!!!!!

NEWS: oh for christ sake say it aint so

no....oh god no....that guy?....seriously?  well, i guess we really dont have a say, huh?  the heart wants what the heart wants.

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2010/10/05/2010-10-05_chelsea_handler__50_cent_the_late_night_host_and_rapper_were_caught_getting_hot_.html

WATCH: what is this, the 17th century?

watch this idiot dismiss the rumors about her being a witch.  is this person really running for congress?

READ: brown tree snakes invasive in guam

so the strategy here is basically - dosing a brown tree snake with tylenol will kill it, the brown tree snake eats mice, so logically it might be a good idea to put tylenol in mice and feed them to the brown tree snake.

who knows if this will work though, apparently the mice are thawed out dead versions of their previously living selves so the snakes may not eat them?  i dont know just my hypothesis based on nothing really too profoundly scientific.

http://gawker.com/5652556/navy-bombs-guam-with-poisoned-mice

READ: these peice of shit parents

so theres these two idiots that successfully produced a human offspring, 22 months later this is what they do to the poor boy.  click the link below to read more...

http://gawker.com/5652804/mom-boyfriend-sentenced-to-jail-for-taping-toddler-to-wall

WATCH: this piece of shit assistant district attorney from michigan

this is weird, the world is totally losing its mind - the video below is just further evidence, watch...

oh and by the way this poor excuse for a human being is the ASSISTANT DISTRICT ATTORNEY FOR THE STATE OF MICHIGAN!